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Pelamatic Robito Almendra Electric Nut Cracker

This is exactly what I need, Pelamatic. A Robito Almendra Electric Nut Cracker to pair with my She-Ra: Princess of Power and Mama Human Ball Busters. So when my sore, butt-hurt junk is recovering in my Testicuzzi , I'll be able to further restore my energy and will to live surrounded by women who are better than me in every way by snacking on some freshly-shelled walnuts and pecans. The Robito Almendra also has a manual mode for when I want to prove to my wife and mama - and let's just throw my Aunt Jan in there for good measure - that I am, in fact, able to perform physical tasks without the help of a power cord or rechargeable battery pack. ... Oh no, wait. Manual mode on the electric nut cracker just means you place one nut at a time in its cone slot, rather than choosing Automatic mode for nonstop nut feeding. But even going nut-by-nut, you still just press a button on the Robito Almendra, and the machine does all the cracking. DudeIWantThat.com is reader-supported. When you buy through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases. Learn more .

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Updated Oct 12, 2025