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Collapsible Middle Finger
The wind up F you is one you'll always have, er , on hand and all, but this Collapsible Middle Finger accessory will make an even bolder statement when used to pepper your gestures and enhance your communication skills. Tie a big red bow around its wrist, and turn the telescopic bird into a festive and feisty addition to your holiday decor ! And now you can raise both a glass and a finger to bid farewell to 2023, and welcome in 2024, a year sure to be a shocking shitshow of heretofore unseen proportions. Ugh, 2024. Election year. I think I'll have to alternate between using Spook 3D Crafts' Collapsible Middle Finger to flip other people off, and using to make myself vomit.
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- BrandDudeiwantthat
Updated Oct 12, 2025